概要 翻訳

The lore˸ One day upon the expansion of the great land‚ wandered a Goat‚ not just any goat however‚ twas Geoffery․ Upon striding into the area‚ Geoffery was displeased in the loud noises of men mingling‚ and so wandered East through thick greenery and just so happened to come upon a great hill․ Upon his discovery of this hill he swiftly named it ＂Goatfukkastan＂․ ＂Goat＂ for what he was‚ ＂Fukka＂ being his official title‚ and ＂Stan＂ because idk‚ funny․ After establishing this mighty nation‚ Geoffery spotted a lone Brit stranded‚ having his 8th car exploded by the IRA‚ and took him under his wing‚ teaching him the ways of the Fukka․ Eventually Geoffery called the Brit to the capital‚ Bleotgrad‚ and confronted him with the news that he must go to space and sabotage the Ruskies or some shyt like that‚ and after saying their goodbyes Geoffery flew off into space to help the USA win the space race․ After Geoffery's dissappearance‚ the Brit was left to rule the country and to ready the nation for Geoffery's return․ This story inspires the motto of Goatfukkastan‚ said by the Brit himself ＂if a goat can climb that hill‚ so can we․＂ after some time the fukka had not yet returned‚ the king was getting old and unable to do his duty's he passed the legacy of his great empire‚ to his only son paper the prince of goatfukkastane․ Now with him being dubbed king of the great land he must continue to carry on his fathers legacy․

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