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Lincoln Cunt-tinental Haters Group Description˸ ＂Welcome to the official hate club for the bloated‚ chrome-encrusted land yacht that is the Lincoln Continental․ If you've ever been stuck behind one of these overpriced‚ pillow-soft barges doing 45 in the left lane‚ or if the mere sight of that fake spare-tire hump on the trunk makes your blood pressure spike‚ this is your safe space․ We roast the fake luxury‚ the boat-like handling‚ the thirsty V8s （or gutless EcoBoosts）‚ the geriatric driver stereotype‚ and that weird mix of 'I'm rich but also asleep at the wheel' energy․ Whether it's the classic '60s-'70s yachts‚ the '80s Fox-body disasters‚ or the modern ones that somehow still look like a stretched Town Car‚ nothing is safe here․ Daily memes and burn videos Spotting reports （＂Another white one doing 38 mph with hazard lights on＂） Restoration horror stories Debates on which year was the peak of Continental cringe If you think the Lincoln Continental is peak American excess wrapped in a velvet blanket‚ you're home․ Real haters only no fence-sitters or secret owners allowed․ 'Float like a Cadillac‚ sting like my insurance premium․'＂

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