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First of all‚ those little duckers dare to wake me up in the morning with their loud and annoying chirping‚ why would they do that when I want to sleep? Those stupid birds won´t shut up even if I shoot at them‚ they keep chirping and chirping and chirping as if god would´ve forsaken me․ Now to the second point‚ those stupid birds poop on everything with their white poop․ They fly carefree above us and simply release their excrement on us‚ our cars or whatever we need to clean up․ Why don´t they just stop somewhere and poop on the roofs? Those winged assholes are evil and enjoy poopting on us․ The third thing is their appearence․ Why does everyone thing that those miscreations are some sort of cute flying beings? Their eyes are scare‚ their feathers look horrendous （ even worse when they are tropically coloured）‚ They don´t even have proper mouths․ They are scary things and their newborns are even worse‚ they look like aborted fetuses․ As a fourth point‚ I will state my jealousy towards birds․ Stupid birds and their flying privilges‚ why can´t we humans fly and conquer the skies? Those stupids birds would be fine with just staying on the ground‚ and we humans would have it better if we could dominate the world of the clouds․ I think evolution made a huge error with this‚ and if god would exist he would be dement․ We need to take those dumb birds down and procure ourselves some wings․ And for the last ˸ Ducking birds are allowed to do whatever they want․ They fly everywhere‚ they poop everywhere‚ they have sex everywhere‚ they lay their eggs everywhere‚ they make their houses everywhere‚ they are loud everywhere‚ they make everything dirty and are an eyesore everywhere․ Birds have too much freedom and privileges‚ they have existed for too long․ Birds are unnecessary‚ no ‚ they are a nuisance for the ecosystem․

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