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HEY HOWDY HEY‚ grease-garglers Its your good ol' pal KIRCUS THE CLOWN‚ the beautifully twisted brain behind MADCONALDS‚ the only restaurant where your fries whisper your own dark secrets and your Ice cream might lick you back․․ but like only a little If you're confused‚ scared‚ or unsure why the exit door is gone‚ then that's good․ That means you were paying attention․ Im not here to hold your hand and smile through whatever rambles you've got so sit down shut up and eat your way threw a lovely time here․ We serve food the way it was meant to be served˸ hot‚ fast‚ and with a dash of dire consequences․ Thinking its a joke? Thinking we're copying someone? Thinking you're smart? You're not‚ You're just loud annoying and most of all‚ wrong․ People like you get fed to the Janitor we keep in the storage closet․ So keep your mouth shut unless its full of something you got here․ So with that being said this should have been enough time to check if your last will and testimony was cleared and sent off to a court of law Probably․ You know how it is‚ clowns get carried away․ All fun and games and veiled threats‚ right? But seriously˸ We're real glad you stopped by․ Really․ We've been waiting for someone like you․ Someone exactly like you․ We Hope you enjoy the vibe․ The smell‚ The Staff‚ The menu‚ And your new wondrous job here․ Welcome to MADCONALDS‚ new employees․ Where the only worries you'll ever have will be stuffed i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶r̶e̶e̶z̶e̶r̶․̶ ̶

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