概要 翻訳

ǃ WARNING˸ Entering this establishment automatically enrolls you in a strangers-to-lovers speedrun․ By joining this world‚ you acknowledge that˸ Standing within 5 feet of another man is considered flirting․ Making eye contact is basically a confession․ Sharing a drink? Married․ Patting your bro on the back? Honeymoon․ Existing in the same screenshot? Canon․ Our staff are professionally trained to gaslight you into believing your bromance has lore․ Whether you're here to sip questionable beverages‚ collect husbands‚ third-wheel random duos‚ or scream ＂JUST KISS ALREADY＂ from across the room‚ you'll fit right in․ Management is not responsible for˸ -Unexpected husbands․ -Friends becoming your OTP․ -Slow burns lasting 47 seasons․ -Fanfiction being written about you․ -Emotional damage caused by ＂they're literally boyfriends․＂ -Being adopted by a random extrovert․ Remember˸ No matter how straight you say you are‚ the chat has already decided your character arc․

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